Coal-A-Phunt: The Writ...

The COAL-A-PHUNT, like the Elephunt
is a beast of GIGANTIC stature,
though as their HAUNT is under BEDS
this SAYS something of their NATURE.
They prefer the DUST and UNDERBRUSH
of dirty BOYS and GIRLS,
WHO never SWEEP or clean
and in this mess of trash and debris,
THEY only really feel FREE
to catalogue the secrets of all they HEAR and see!
But never fear the COAL-A-PHUNT!
For they are KIND and NICE,
and though they prefer DIRT and GRIME,
they wouldn't never think TWICE,
of helping YOU with your STUDIES
from their messy PARADISE!

SO help your LOCAL Coal-a-phunt!
By saving all your DIRT,
and BRUSH it under your BED at night,
REALLY, it couldn't HURT!