Just had this pop in my head today, so I figured I would make it a reality...

I really like the idea of having a flower like this in my yard...


[PROTIP:] textures by deadcalm, branches drawn by me, branch texture is deadcalm, human skin is from a photo i took, eyes by me, eyes textures by me, rusted metal by african shovel money man, who i can only hope will bless me in the catholic style, if not, then you will certainly see a 'rusted textures by deadcalm' tomorrow... because deadcalm is cute and my best buddy in the world... 0_0 on the internet...

all the sarcasm is by me, all the legal stuff is by DA and all the SERIOUS BUSINESS is by bitchinblack, who aside from being, sigh, a goth and VERY SERIOUS, is a very nice artist and model... she's probably taken alas, and very far from me so my hopes of the whole opposite attracting thing ain't happening... I'd love if you guys would lie and say I'm actually an awesome DUDE... Seriously...

my habit of being deliberately immature and stupid probably doesn't help... but as this is DA and therefore SERIOUS BUSINESS and I have no pictures of pierced vaginas for them to allow, I'm probably about to be headed for angsty sand. Pray for me mortals!!!!

Oh and... so much drama last night!



I actually feel under fair use i can use this... but whatever, i'll make some effort of it all... or i could just take 3 minutes and redo them with some rusty dead calm textures... widdershins widdershins

Today is ridiculous.