happy birthday...

As promised, the birthday card for this year, I actually have a pretty cool back part of all my cards but it doesn't fit in with the example, like the back of the Hallmark cards, I use the cat-king picture and whatever nonsense I have in my mind.

Enjoy! The usual poem is below.

Happy Birthday!


I hope this birthday finds you,
not eaten by a beast,
nor wandering lost in forests,
or choking at a feast.
Slaughtered by a mauling bear,
torn upon the rocks,
taking poison by accident,
death by electric shock.
Pinned under twenty cars,
burned by faulty toasters,
launched into space by catapult,
death by roller coaster.
Nor do I wish you made into,
some kind of icy disaster,
buried under falling rock,
or encased in failing plaster.
I only hope your birthday dear,
well I really wish you well,
turns out to be a great success.
I wish it would turn out swell.
So have some cake (but chew it thoroughly!),
choking just won't do,
and look both ways before you cross,
and get some insurance too.

-Jeremy Zerfoss